Friday, December 11, 2020

Scaring the Krampus Out of Naughty Kids - December 11, 2009

North American kids have it easy. We get on Santa's bad side and what happens? A disappointing lump of coal in our stocking instead of a Zhu Zhu Pet. In some European countries, though, we'd be the ones in a sack -- being carried off by St. Nick's frightening associates.

In much of Europe, gifts are delivered not by Santa, but by St. Nicholas (the slimmer, more serious forebear of Mr. Claus). But the good saint doesn't just reward the nice kiddies; he knows that some have been naughty, too. Not wanting to get his hands (or pretty robes) dirty, St. Nick subcontracts to a variety of assistants to frighten the mischief out of misbehaving tots.

In Austria, Nick's companions are demonic creatures called Krampuses, with huge horns, shaggy hair, and menacing teeth. They carry birch switches for lashing wayward youngsters (and unsuspecting grownups), and sacks to haul off the truly deplorable ones. 

Traditionally, on the eve of St. Nicholas Day, Nick and his beasties roam the streets, visiting children's homes. The good ones get rewarded. The bad ones? Well, best not to think about it....

In many places, though, the day has become Krampusfest, with throngs of grownups in horrific, elaborate costumes running the streets, fueled as much by schnapps as the desire to encourage filial virtue. 

But if Krampus is keeping the kids in line, who's watching the Krampuses?

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