Sunday, January 31, 2021

The Golden Arches Turn Red - January 31, 2007


In the bleak days of the Soviet Union, consumer goods were scarce, but wise shoppers knew they could head to the local Универсам (supermarket) and pick up some mystery meat for supper. Soviets with a little pocket money might make a beeline to their favorite кафе (cafe) for a hearty bowl of борщ (borshch). 

All of that changed on January 31, 1990, though, when arch-capitalist McDonald's opened their first ресторан (restaurant) in Москва. Микки Дc (Mickey D's) was soon the hottest thing since sliced хлеб (bread), serving 30,000 people on the first day alone. 

The McDonald's in Pushkin Square is still the company's busiest outlet, and the chain has expanded to 103 locations, serving more than 200,000 hungry Russians a day. But the Биг Мак isn't the only convenience food option for Muscovites on the go. Ronald McDonald has been joined by such chains as Subway, TGI Friday's, and even the homegrown Rostik's

So if you're ever in Moscow, drop by; you never know who you might see.

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Saturday, January 30, 2021

National Gorilla Suit Day - January 30, 2008


Under normal circumstances, we'd be spending today celebrating National Gorilla Suit Day with millions of others. It's a day dedicated not only to simian impersonation, but also to the work of Don Martin -- also known as Mad Magazine's "Maddest Artist" -- who created the holiday.

Unfortunately, Mr. Martin's widow has
requested that the holiday go unrecognized this year. Far be it from us to override Mrs. Martin's wishes, but for those who grew up with his cartoons, the chance to celebrate the man who created such characters as Fester Bestertester and Captain Klutz is irresistible. From 1956 to 1988, hardly an issue of Mad went by without Martin's cartoons, always accompanied by his trademark sound effects, ranging from "Fagroon Klubble Klubble" (to represent a food market falling down) to "Stoopft!" (the sound of a man in a bird suit crashing to the ground).

So what are we to do? While we'd never want to deny the Martin family the right to celebrate this day in their own way, we also feel a need to commemorate it -- somehow. Our best solution? Perhaps either a relaxing bath
or, better yet, a fine meal at a fancy restaurant.

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Who Was That Masked Man? - January 30, 2009


Return with us now to those thrilling days of the Old West. A gang of outlaws led by the brutal Butch Cavendish has ambushed a group of Texas Rangers, killing five of six of them. The survivor, barely alive, is nursed back to health by a Native American warrior. When fully recovered, that lone ranger dons a mask to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.

It's a story familiar to millions, and it all began on January 30, 1933, when
WXYZ radio in Detroit broadcast the first of 2,956 episodes of The Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger may have been the world's first costumed superhero (beating Lee Falk's The Phantom by three years and Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster's Superman by five), and he’s been a familiar presence in American culture for more than three-quarters of a century. 

That presence is due in large part to the many pieces of Ranger lore: The faithful sidekick Tonto (actually created so the Ranger could fill radio time with dialogue); the black domino mask (cut from the vest of his dead brother, murdered in the Cavendish ambush); the silver bullets (to remind the Ranger of the preciousness of human life); and the "fiery horse with the speed of light." Most associated with the Lone Ranger was his theme song, Rossini's William Tell Overture. For generations of Americans, it was impossible to hear the opening notes of the Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger and Tonto.

The Ranger’s radio longevity translated into other areas as well. Most obviously, there was the long-running television series starring
Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels, but there have also been comic books, movie serials, and the notorious 1981 feature film, The Legend of the Lone Ranger, starring the forgettable Klinton Spilsbury, whose performance was so inept that all his dialogue was dubbed by James Keach. Even that movie wasn’t enough to kill the Ranger (though it's taken nearly thirty years to recover); Disney is planning a new film featuring Johnny Depp (as Tonto, apparently).

While some of the conventions of the Lone Ranger may seem a little dated, there’s something about the basic decency, honesty, and bravery of the character that is as timeless as mom, the flag, and apple pie. "
Hi-yo, Silver! Away!"

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Curling - January 30, 2006

 

 

One winter's day in the dim past, someone saw that a lake had frozen over and said, "Let's go out on the ice and slide rocks at a target." 

Those humble beginnings begat curling, the world's most exciting slow-motion sport. Curlers of all ages love to find a bonspiel, lace up their sliders, step up to the hack, and throw 44-pound stones down the ice at the house

There's more to curling than just sliding rocks, though -- team members also get to scrub the ice with brooms! The team that ends the game with the most stones close to the target wins. If they manage to get all their own rocks and none of their opponents' in the house, though, they score that rarest of feats, an 8-ender -- comparable to a 300 game in bowling. 

For those with the bug for freezing, wearing colorful outfits, and trying not to fall, it's heaven on ice.

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Friday, January 29, 2021

The Dramatic Life and Legacy of Anton Chekhov - January 29, 2010

A cartoon in The New Yorker features an author, an auto mechanic, and a baseball player talking about their influences. All of them finished with the phrase "and, of course, Chekhov."

While Anton Chekhov probably never tuned up a car or took batting practice, his influence on modern literature and drama is incalculable. He wrote hundreds of
short stories that helped redefine fiction, and his plays led to new styles of acting that conveyed the psychology beneath dramatists' words. His stories are noted for the sheer volume of characters presented, from the highest to the lowest strata of Russian society, all of whom are portrayed with compassion and a sharp sense of their essential humanity.

Chekhov was born on January 29, 1860, in
Taganrog, Russia. After his father drove his family into poverty, they moved to Moscow -- except young Anton, who was left behind to finish school. He paid for his own education through a series of odd jobs -- tutoring, selling birds, and (most importantly) writing under a series of pseudonyms

At the age of 19, he was accepted to the medical school at Moscow University. Despite his workload as a medical student, Anton was still expected to provide the bulk of his family's income, so he kept writing, turning out short stories and sketches by the dozen. He developed a reputation as one of Russia's finest writers, winning the coveted Pushkin Prize at the age of 27. Even after graduation, he continued to write, claiming, "Medicine is my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress. When I get fed up with one, I spend the night with the other."

Chekhov loved the theatre, and throughout his early career, turned out a series of short comedies and broad
farces. In 1894, though, he began writing the play that would, ultimately, change the course of world drama. That play, The Seagull, premiered in 1896 -- and was an utter disaster, mainly because of the actors not knowing how to play the subtleties of the script. 

But the production caught the attention of directors Vladimir Nemirovich-Danchenko and Konstantin Stanislavski, who were looking for suitable material for their new Moscow Art Theatre. Despite Chekhov's insistence that his plays were comedies, Stanislavski directed them as intense dramas showing people in states of emotional inertia. When the theatre presented The Seagull in 1898, it stunned audiences and critics with its psychological realism and intensity. Stanislavski had created an acting "system" that was eventually transformed into the American "Method" that dominated acting in the second half of the 20th century.

Chekhov suffered from tuberculosis most of his life, and
his death in 1904, with its mixture of comedy and tragedy, reads almost as though he wrote it. On his deathbed, after saying, "It's been so long since I had champagne," he drained a glass and died. At that exact moment, the champagne bottle exploded and a giant moth began beating its body against a light bulb. His body was transported to Moscow in a crate labeled "For oysters," and he was buried in the Novodevichy cemetery alongside many of Russia’s greatest writers, artists, and statesmen.

Despite his modest dramatic output, Chekhov's influence on such writers as
Samuel Beckett, August Wilson, Bertolt Brecht, Harold Pinter, and Tennessee Williams is immense. Even though he died more than a century ago, his work is still as fresh, relevant, and dynamic today as when he wrote it.

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