Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Mr. Gojira in Retirement - November 3, 2006

 

"Yeah, it was a lot of work, but it was also a lot of fun." 

The green goliath looks out at his 500-acre orange ranch. "Back then, I could destroy most of Tokyo, take on any number of crazy monsters, and breathe fire all day. Today, I'm lucky if I get heartburn." Godzilla chuckles; it's not the first time he's told that joke. 

By investing wisely, Gojira (he's gone back to his original Japanese name) was able to leave the monster trade to a younger generation. "My son tried it for a while, but his heart wasn't in it. He's in law school now. But that kid they hired for the remake? Oy vey! CGI will never beat a good rubber suit." 

Does he miss the old days? "Sure. But, the old gang -- Mothra, Gamera, Kong -- and I have a weekly card game -- a little poker, a little pinochle -- and relive the past without all the aches and pains." Another laugh, but with just a hint of flame this time. 

After 52 years, Gojira still has a little something for his fans.

Suggested Sites...

  • Godzilla/Gojira - official site of "The Big G," with news, video clips, and a fan community.
  • Atari Godzilla - even a prehistoric monster loves the video games.
  • Sony: Godzilla - video clips and information on the entire film series.
  • Wikipedia: Godzilla - from the 50s to the 21st century, all about the world's favorite radioactive dinosaur. 
  • Barry's Temple of Godzilla - reviews, clips, novels, trading cards, and stuff you never imagined anyone would ever want to know about Godzilla.

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